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Happy Thanksgiving
[info]troz1958
Hope everyone has a safe and happy Turkey day.

Sugar Daddy Ken doll
[info]troz1958
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26281295-401,00.html

What's next? Pimp Ken and Ho'Barbie.

It's snowing!!!!!!
[info]troz1958
That's right.It isn't even Halloween yet in NE PA and it is freaking snowing.I watched three deer slip and fall trying to cross the road.Don't worry,they got back up and ran in to the woods.It was funny as hell though.

Unimportant things I think about
[info]troz1958
Why do toilet seats raise in womens bathrooms? Think about it.

First posted on Sept 11 2002.First anniversary of 911
[info]troz1958
I thought about the thousands who lost their lives,and I was sad.
I thought about the hundreds who gave their lives to try and save others,and I was proud.
I thought about the thousands of people around America,who sent money,gave ,even drove to NY,and I was proud.Then I thought about the %@#@###@*&(* Who did this to Us,and I was ED OFF!Then,I thought about all of you,my LJ buds,and I smiled.

I had just dropped my nephew off at school when I heard that a plane had hit one of the WTC towers.At first I wasn't to worried,I thought it was a small plane.When I got home I turned on CNN,I knew at once it wasn't a small plane,the hole was to big.I thought what a tragic .Then,from the side another plane hit the other tower,and we all new this was no .Things became a blur then,and I really don't remember the exact order things happened.I watched as a plane hit the Pentagon.Then,like watching a Hollywood movie,the towers fell.I was numb,in shock,all those people .But most of all I was Angry.Who would do this To America? and why? Of course now we know the answer to that question.We are told that there are people around the world who us.To those people I say "WHO GIVES A IF YOU LIKE US OR NOT!You may have brought us to our knees last Sept,but we are back on our feet now.


Have my feelings changed since then? Not much.Oh,I don't think that all Muslims are ists.But,most ists are Muslim.I know there are non muslim ists out there.But,lets be honest they are few and far between.

I'll get right on it.....After I take a nap
[info]troz1958
Your Birthday's Wisdom is Action
If there is one thing you've learned in life, it's get moving.
Procrastination just makes things so much worse. If you dream it, you do it.

You believe in going for it. And as a result, you've had success in many arenas.
You rather regret what you did than regret what you were scared to do.

Gay Quiznos Commercial?
[info]troz1958
I hope this doesn't sound like I am a homophobe.But,the Quizinos commerical where the oven is telling the male employee to put it in him (a sub) and to talk y is the gayest commerical I have ever seen.

(no subject)
[info]troz1958
OK,I'm over feeling sorry for my self. LOL

Disappointed
[info]troz1958
Maybe,I'm feeling Sorry for myself.But,I am disappointed in the lack of reponse to some of my must recent posts.(except for the Kimster.)

Leg Surgery update
[info]troz1958
The surgery went well,I spent 2 days in the hospital and I'm back at home now.I have to wear a straight leg brace for a few weeks untill the stitches heal.The stitches run from about mid thigh to just below the knee.Pretty cool looking,or gross,depending on your point of view.Thanks to [info]kimmylovesbobby for the get well card.

Leg surgery
[info]troz1958
About 6 weeks ago I hurt my left leg near my knee.I went to an Orthepedic Dr.All he did was drain my knee.No MRI,or treatment of any kind.Well,things got worse.So,on Friday I went to see another DR who told me that I had ruptured my quadrecip tendon and would need surgery to repair it.Because I had waited so long I may never have full mobility of my leg,it's a wait and see situation.Depending on how things turn out,I may talk to a Lawyer about bringing a malpractice suit against the first DR.My surgery will be on Tuesday.I will be off my feet for about 2 weeks.Total recovery time could be 6 months to a year,maybe longer.If any one cares to send cards,(hint hint)My snail mail address is
Tim Trozzo
RR 2 box 8
New Albany PA
18833

I probably won't be back online for awhile.Heres a link to some info on my injury.
http://www.arthroscopy.com/quadrep.htm

PS.During the first to weeks of recovey I may have to stay at the Nursing Home that my fiance Val works at.

The inauguration
[info]troz1958
Ok,I voted for Obama,and I hope he does a good job as President.But,some people think he's the second coming and will make all of the countries problems go away.Come on people,lets wait and see what happens over the next few months before we make the man a saint.

Haven't done this in awhile.
[info]troz1958
Chestnuts nuking in a microwave,ac nipping at your nose.
Yuletide carols being played on CD,folks dressed up in summer clothes.
Everybody knows fried turkey and fake mistletoe will help to make the season bright.Little brats with greedy eyes all aglow will need valium to sleep tonight


They know that Santas on his way,he's ordered lots and toys and goodies off Ebay,and every mothers child is gonna spy to see if PETA approved reindeer really know how to fly.
And so I'm offering this simple phrase to kids from 1 to 92,let it be said many times,many ways.....Merry Christmas,happy kwanza,happy yule,happy Hannaku,happy nondenominational seasons greeting,so I won't offend anybody........to you.........aww it..MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!

so true
[info]troz1958

Your Social Dysfunction:
Avoidant



You are excessively sensitive to potential rejection, humiliation or shame. You tend to be socially withdrawn, in spite of desire for acceptance from others.





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Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.



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[info]troz1958
I turned the big five 0 yesterday.Didn't do to much.I went out and bought a bottle of vodka and got drunk.Go me.Thanks to all for the birthday wishes.

Stephen Lynch:Halloween
[info]troz1958
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImnMucno1ew

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[info]troz1958


What Your Jack-o-Lantern Says



You tend to be a bit of a grouchy person. The scrooge of Halloween.

And while you may complain about it, you would miss Halloween if it didn't come around.



This Halloween you should embrace your inner grump - be a warlock or a witch.

The candy you should give out: sour patch kids


Voting
[info]troz1958
When any of you vote.Will you vote for each position based on the canidates you like,regardless of their party,or will you vote on a straight party ticket?

What is the most vicious feline on earth?
[info]troz1958
It's the common house cat.Most felines hunt only
for food.The cat hunts for the fun of it.I went outside this am,and found a dead rabbit on the porch.Hey,if the cats catch a few more.I'll have enough for rabbit stew.

sick songs from Stephen Lynch
[info]troz1958
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzVaiWxusvE